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“Ferrets have been used to run wires and cables through large conduits. Event organizers in London used ferrets to run TV and sound cables for both the wedding of Charles, Prince of Wales to Lady Diana Spencer, and for the “Party in the Park” concert held in Greenwich Park on Millennium Eve.[31] One ferret, Freddie, was even registered as an electrician’s assistant with the New Zealand Electrical Workers Union.[32]”